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2009-5-9 05:27 Y-girl
Relapse 10首歌词+We Made You[LIVE]

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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><FONT size=4>Beautiful </FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"></SPAN><BR>Lately I've been hard to reach<BR>I've been too long on my own<BR>Everybody has a private world<BR>Where they can be alone<BR>Are you calling me?<BR>Are you trying to get through?<BR>Are you reaching out for me?<BR>I'm reaching out for you....<BR><BR>I'm just so fuckin depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump<BR>If I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump<BR>I took my bruises, took my lumps, fell down and I got right back up<BR>But I need that spark to get psyched back up, in order for me to pick the mic back up<BR>I don't know how or why or when I ended up in this position I'm in<BR>I'm startin to feel distant again, so I decided just to pick this pen<BR>Up and try to make an attempt to vent but I just can't admit or come to grips<BR>With the fact that I may be done with rap, I need a new outlet<BR>And I know some shit so hard to swallow, but I just can't sit back and wallow <BR>In my own sorrow, but I know one fact, I'll be one tough act to follow<BR>One tough act to follow<BR>I'll be one tough act to follow<BR>Here today, gone tomorrow, but you'd have to walk a thousand miles...<BR><BR>Chrous<BR><BR>In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me, I'll be you, let's trade shoes<BR>Just to see what it'd be like to feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside each others minds<BR>Just to see what we'd find, look at shit through each others eyes<BR><BR>*Singing*<BR>But don't let them say you ain't beautiful<BR>They can all get FUCKED, just stay true to you<BR><BR>Verse 2<BR>I think I'm startin to lose my sense of humor, everythings so tense and gloom, I<BR>Almost feel like I got to check the temperture of the room just as soon as <BR>I walk in, it's like all eyes on me, so I try to avoid any eye contact<BR>Cause if I do that, then it opens the door for coversation, like I want that<BR>I'm not looking for extra attention, I just want to be just like you<BR>Blend in with the rest of the room, maybe just point me to the closest restroom<BR>I don't need no fuckin man servant, tryna follow me around and wipe my ass<BR>And laugh at every single joke I crack and half of them aint even funny like <BR>"Ahh, Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian, god damn"<BR>Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown<BR>So why don't you all sit down, listen to the tale I'm about to tell<BR>Hell, we ain't gotta trade our shoes, and you aint gotta walk no thousand miles<BR><BR>Chrous<BR><BR>Verse 3 <BR>Nobody asked for life to deal us what these bullshit hands were dealt<BR>We gotta take these cards ourselves, and flip them, don't expect no help<BR>Now I could of either just sat on my ass and pissed and moaned<BR>Or take this situation in which I'm placed, and get up and get my own<BR>I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags<BR>Or sat on the porch and hoped and pray for a dad to show up who never did<BR>I just wanted to fit in, in every single place, every school I went<BR>I dreamed of being that cool kid, even if it meant actin stupid<BR>And Aunt Edna was told me, keep makin that face it'll get stuck like that<BR>Meanwhile I'm just standin there holdin my tongue tryna talk like "thissss"<BR>Till I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old<BR>I learned my lesson then, cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more<BR>But I already told you my whole life story, not just based on my description<BR>Cause where you see it, from where you're sittin, it's probably 110 percent different<BR>I guess we would have to walk a mile in each others shoes at least<BR>What size you wear? I wear 10's, let's see if you could fit your feet...<BR><BR>Chrous<BR><BR>Lately I've been hard to reach<BR>I've been too long on my own<BR>Everyone has their private world<BR>Where they can be alone<BR>Are you calling me?<BR>Are you trying to get through?<BR>Are you reaching out for me?<BR>I'm reaching out for you....<BR><BR>*Talking*<BR>Yeah, to my babies, stay strong. Dad will be home soon. And to the rest of the world, God gave you them shoes, to fit you, so put them on and wear em. Be yourself man. Be proud of who you are. Even if it sounds corny, don't ever let anyone tell you, you aint beautiful.</DIV></DIV>
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<P><FONT size=4>Underground</FONT><BR><BR>[Eminem - Intro]<BR>A lot of people ask me<BR>Where the fuck I’ve been at the last few years<BR>Shit I don't know<BR>But I do know, I'm back now<BR>HAHA<BR><BR>[Chorus]<BR>Here comes the rain and thunder now<BR>Nowhere to run, to run to now<BR>I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how<BR>Looking for me<BR>I'm underground<BR><BR>Here comes the rain and thunder now<BR>Nowhere to run, to run to now<BR>I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how<BR>Looking for me<BR>I'm underground<BR><BR>[Eminem - Verse 1]<BR>Dre I’m down here, under the ground dig me up<BR>Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up<BR>Sixty sluts all of ‘em dying from mass afixial<BR>After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup<BR>dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads<BR>enough oxycotin to send a fucking ox to rehab<BR>wack job in the back with a black stocking cap<BR>jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match<BR>[you can't say that] yes he can<BR>I just did faggot now guess again<BR>better text message your next of kin<BR>tell him shits about to get extra messy especially when<BR>I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement<BR>So faggoty faggoty faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy<BR>NO raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be<BR>Yes it can be the fucking anti christ is back Danny<BR>its Satan in black satin panties<BR>this is Amityville calamity got damnit insanity pills<BR>fanny pack filled with zanax<BR>through every nook and cranny<BR>lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk neglociet looky<BR>Razor balades wit me to make you bleed<BR>cases of maboline make up lay on the table of weed<BR>slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me<BR>until he jumps out the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee<BR><BR><BR>[Chorus]<BR>Here comes the rain and thunder now<BR>Nowhere to run, to run to now<BR>I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how<BR>Looking for me<BR>I'm underground<BR><BR>Here comes the rain and thunder now<BR>Nowhere to run, to run to now<BR>I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how<BR>Looking for me<BR>I'm underground<BR><BR>[Eminem - Verse 2]<BR>Six seaman samples Seventeen strands of hair<BR>Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair<BR>Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener<BR>And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds<BR>With glad bags, yeah glad to be back<BR>'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab<BR>Fucking doctor I didn’t understand a damn what he said<BR>I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch<BR>Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten<BR>Bitin’ into a fucking Vicodin like I ‘am viking<BR>Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic<BR>Evaluation, fuck Jason it’s Friday the nineteenth<BR>That means it’s just a regular day<BR>And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly<BR>Fucking Lesbians shouldn’t of had her legs in the way<BR>Now she’s pregnant and gay<BR>Missing both legs and begging to stay.<BR><BR>[Chorus]<BR>Here comes the rain and thunder now<BR>Nowhere to run, to run to now<BR>I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how<BR>Looking for me<BR>I'm underground<BR><BR>Here comes the rain and thunder now<BR>Nowhere to run, to run to now<BR>I’ve disappeared, don’t wonder how<BR>Looking for me<BR>I'm underground<BR><BR>[Eminem – Verse 3]<BR>Tell the critics I’m back and I’m coming<BR>To spit back an abundance<BR>Hit a fag with onions<BR>Then split a bag of Funions<BR>Mad at me understandable<BR>Cannibal shooting animal<BR>Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult<BR>Captain of a cult with an elite following<BR>To turn Halloween back to a Trick of Treat holiday<BR>Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar<BR>Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers<BR>Hit Jason Vorheys with a forty<BR>Stuck a repository up his ass<BR>And made him tell me a story<BR>Gave Hannibal Elector a fucking nectarine<BR>And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture<BR>Walked up elm street with a fucking whiffle bat drew<BR>Fought Freddy Krougar and Edward Scissor hands too<BR>And came out with a little scratch oww<BR>Looking like I got into a fucking pillow fight with a triple fat goose/<BR>INSANITY CAN IT BE VANITY, WHERES THE HUMANITY /<BR>IN HAVIN A TWIST OF FANTASY WITH A ARM AN LEG AMPUTEE\<BR>straight jacket with 108 brackets<BR>and a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it/<BR>cut ya f**kin head off and ask where you headed off to?<BR>get it headed off too?<BR>medice this headaches awful, this anistetics pathetic so is the diabetic waffel/<BR>and this prostetic arm keep crushin my hard taco/</P>
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<P><BR>As I fall deeper into a manic state<BR>Im a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug outta trate<BR>The blood pressure climbs to a dramatic rate<BR>I seem to gravitate to the bottle of Nyquil than i salivate<BR>Start off with the Nyquil with like I think I will just have a taste<BR>Couple of sips of that than I gradually graduate<BR>To a harder prescription drug called valium like yah thats great<BR>I go to just take one than i end up like having eight<BR>Now i need something in my stomach because i haven’t ate<BR>Maybe ill grab a plate of nachos and ill have a steak<BR>And youd think with all i have at stake look at my daughters face<BR>Mommy something is wrong with dad I thank<BR>Hes acting weird again he’s really beginnings to scare me<BR>Wont shave his beard again and he pretends that he doesn’t hear me<BR>And all he does eat dorritos and cheetos and he just<BR>Fell asleep in his car eating three muskateers in the rear seat<BR><BR>Sometimes i feel so alone, I just don’t know<BR>It feels like ive been down this road before<BR>So lonely and cold it’s like something takes over me<BR>As soon as i go home and close the door<BR>God feels like déjà vu i wanna get away from this place i do<BR>But i cant and i won’t say i try but i know it’s a lie<BR>cause i don’t and why i just don’t knowwoooo<BR><BR>maybe just a nice cold brew, whats a beer<BR>thats the devil in my ear ive been sober a fuckin year<BR>and that fucker still talks to me hes all i can fuckign hear<BR>marshall c’mon well watch the game its the cowboys and buccanears<BR>and maybe if i just drink half ill be half buzzed<BR>for half of the time, whose the mastermind behind that little line<BR>with that kind of rational man i got half a mind<BR>to have another half a glass of wine sounds assenine<BR>yeah i know, but i never had no problem with alcohol<BR>ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch im about to fall<BR>i miss the couch and down go like a bouncy ball<BR>shit must of knocked me out cause i didn’t feel the ground at all<BR>wow what the fuck happened last night where am i<BR>man fuck am i hung over and god damn i<BR>got a headache shit half a vicodin, why cant i<BR>all systems ready for take off, please stand by<BR><BR>Sometimes i feel so alone, I just don’t know<BR>It feels like ive been down this road before<BR>So lonely and cold it’s like something takes over me<BR>As soon as i go home and close the door<BR>God feels like déjà vu i wanna get away from this place i do<BR>But i cant and i won’t say i try but i know it’s a lie<BR>cause i don’t and why i just don’t knowwoooo<BR><BR><BR><BR>so i take a vicodin splash it hits my stomach and ahhhhhh<BR>couple of weeks go by and it aint even like i am getting high<BR>now i need it to not feel sick yah im getting by<BR>wouldn’t even be taking this shit if deshauwn didn’t die<BR>oh yeah theres an excuse you lose proof so you use<BR>theres new rules its cool if its helping you to get through<BR>its twelve noon aint no harm in self inducing a snooze<BR>what else is new fuck it what would elvis do in your shoes<BR>now here i am three months later full blown relapse<BR>just get high until the kids get home from school holmes relax<BR>and since im convince that im an in-somni-ac<BR>i need these pills to be able to sleep so i take three naps<BR>just to be able to function throughout the day<BR>lets see thats an ambian each nap how many valium three<BR>and that averages out to one good hour of sleep<BR>so now you see the reason how come he<BR>has taken four years to just put out an album b<BR>see me and you we almost had the same outcome heath<BR>cause that Christmas you know that whole neumonia thing<BR>it was bolognia was it the methadonia think<BR>but hydrocordone ya hide inside ya pornos<BR>ya vcr tape cases put ya ambiants see great places<BR>to hide em aint it, so you can lie to haily<BR>im going beddy by whitney baby good night elaina<BR>go in the room and shut the bedroom door<BR>and wake up in an ambulance they say they found me on the bathroom floor<BR><BR>Sometimes i feel so alone, I just don’t know<BR>It feels like ive been down this road before<BR>So lonely and cold it’s like something takes over me<BR>As soon as i go home and close the door<BR>God feels like déjà vu i wanna get away from this place i do<BR>But i cant and i won’t say i try but i know it’s a lie<BR>cause i don’t and why i just don’t knowwoooo</P></DIV>
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<P><FONT size=4>Bagpipes from Baghdad </FONT></P>
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<P><BR></FONT><FONT size=3>oh, its music to my ears<BR>oh man, how can i describe, the way i feel<BR>fuckin' great man<BR>ok, let me see<BR>how could i begin<BR><BR>verse 1:<BR>locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch,<BR>was red, more red wine and captain crunch,<BR>red wine for breakfast and for brunch,<BR>and to soak it up and in between snack, crack ers to munch<BR>mariah what ever happened to us<BR>why did we have to break up<BR>all i asked for was a glass of punch<BR>ya see i never really asked for much<BR>i cant imagine whats<BR>going through your mind after such<BR>a nasty break up with that latin hunk<BR>luis migul<BR>nick cannon better back the fuck up<BR>i'm not playin i want her back ya punk<BR>this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk<BR>mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk<BR>zapp and eric clapton<BR>shaft, prince, abba, crunk<BR>ya baby<BR>i want another crack at ya<BR>you can beat me with any spatula that you want<BR>i man i really want you bad you cunt<BR>nick you had your fun<BR>i've come to kick you in your sack of junk<BR>man i could use a fresh batch of blood<BR>so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture<BR><BR>hook:<BR>bagpipes from baghdad<BR>when will it ever cease<BR>for pete sakes he crazy to say the least<BR>bagpipes from baghdad<BR>whats going through my mind<BR>half time when i rhyme<BR>while blowing on my<BR>bagpipes from baghdad<BR>somebody turn the vacancy sign on<BR>cause im gone<BR>blowing on my<BR>bagpipes from baghdad<BR>i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad...<BR><BR>verse 2:<BR>you could be a permanent fixture<BR>in my lyrical mixture<BR>i'm the miracle whip trickster<BR>my signature sound<BR>when a tube of lipsticks around<BR>i'm bound to put it on in an instant<BR>wow man what an ensemble<BR>what an assortmen of pharma-<BR>ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and<BR>cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle<BR>never new i could remind me so much of my momma<BR>i'll cut you like dahmer<BR>pull a butcher knife on ya<BR>the size of a sword boy<BR>i'm like the fucking red sonya<BR>get it stuck in ya cornea<BR>nice knowing ya norman<BR>your so fucking annoying<BR>drop the shovel boy<BR>you dont know what the fuck your doing<BR>i aint playing no fucking more<BR>nick cannon you prick i wish you luck with the fuckin whore<BR>every minute theres a sucker born<BR>snuck up on malachai<BR>made the motherfucker suck on shruck of corn<BR>chaka chaka khan chaka khan<BR>hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and<BR>tell him its fuckin on<BR>now what the fuck are you doing<BR>your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower blowing your bagpipes from baghdad<BR><BR>bagpipes from baghdad<BR>when will it ever cease<BR>for pete sakes he crazy to say the least<BR>bagpipes from baghdad<BR>whats going through my mind<BR>half time when i rhyme<BR>while blowing on my<BR>bagpipes from baghdad<BR>somebody turn the vacancy sign on<BR>cause im gone<BR>blowing on my<BR>bagpipes from baghdad<BR>i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag..<BR><BR><BR>In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables<BR>I bet you they'll become heterosexual<BR>Nothing will stop me from molesting you<BR>Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles<BR>It's what they said to the two conjoined twins<BR>How's it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?<BR>You need some ointment? just set up an appointment<BR>Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip<BR>I've just got my one year sobriety ??? check<BR>When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get<BR>Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other<BR>Especially when they're joined at the hip<BR>I'm going to get a needle ??? kit<BR>In attempt to separate the ??? back at the loin, shit (?)<BR>Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy!<BR>Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid</FONT></P></DIV>
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2009-5-9 05:32 Y-girl
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[b][size=4]3 A.M[/size] [/b]





Ohh ohhh
Oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)
Ohh ohhh
Ohhh
Oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)
Ohh ohh
Oohh
Oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)oh(yea)
Ohh
Woahh
There is no escaping (yo)(yooo)
There's no place to hide(yooo)(yooo)
you scream someone save me(yo)(yooo)
But they don't pave no mind( yooo) (yooo)
(Good night)
Good bye

(Verse 1)
Your walkin down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the mornin
And your in a
Nightmare
It's HORRIBLE
Right there's the coroner
Waitin for you
To turn the corner
So he can corner ya
Your a goner
He's ona ya
Out the corner of his cornea
He just saw you run
All you want is to rest
Cause you can't run anymore
Your done
All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience
While everybody
Is watchin in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplading my next plot again
Swallowin the Klonopin
While I'm noddin
In and out on the autumn and
If the ramada inn
Holdin onto the pill bottle then
Stick my finger and swirl it round the bottom
And make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at mcdonalds
With
Blood all over me
Dead bodies
Behind the counter
SHIT
Guess I must of just blacked out again
NOT AGAIN

(Chorus)
It's 3 a.m in the mornin
Put my key in the door
There's bodies layin all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

I said
It's 3 am in the mornin
Put my key in the door
There's bodies layin all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

(Verse 2)
Sitting nude in my living room
It's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube
Maybe they'll show some boobs
Surfing every channel
Until I find hannah montana
Then I reach for the aloe and lanalin
Bust all over the wall panel and dismantlin
Every candle on top of the fire place
Mantalin
Grab my flannel and my bandana then
Kiss the naked manakin man again
You can see him standin in my
Front window
If you look in
I'm just a hooligan
Who's use to usin hallicinogens
Causin illusions again
Brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin
Raise the scissors and pins
Jesus when does it end
Phases that I go through
Dazed and not so confused
Days that I don't know who
Gave these molecules too
Me
What am I gone do
Had the prodical son
The diabolical one
Very methodical
When I slaughtered them

(Chorus)
It's 3 a.m in the mornin
Put my key in the door
There's bodies layin all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

I said
It's 3 am in the mornin
Put my key in the door
There's bodies layin all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

(Verse 3)
She puts the lotion in the bucket
He puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
She puts the lotion in the bucket
He puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again

I duck and I slash slice and gash
Last night was a blast
I can't quite remember when I
Had that much fun
Off a half pint fifth of jack
My last vic and a half
A flashlight
Up kim kardashians ass

I remember the first time
I dismembered a family member
December I think it was
I was having drinks with my cuz
And I wrapped him
In christmas lights
Pushed him into the stinkin tub
Cut him up into pieces
Then just when I went to drink his
Blood
I thought I outta drink this bath water
That outta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder man slaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me
That might be an artery son
Your blood curdling screams
Just don't seem to bother me none
It's 3 am
And here I come
So you should probably run
A secret passage way around here
Man there's got to be one
Oh no there's probably none
He can scream all that he wants
Top of his lungs
It aint no stoppin me from choppin him up(up)

(Chorus)
Cause it's 3 a.m in the mornin
Put my key in the door
There's bodies layin all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

I said
It's 3 am in the mornin
Put my key in the door
There's bodies layin all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo (a yoooo)
Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo (a yoooo)
Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo (a yoooo)
Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo ( a yoooo)

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[Verse 1]

I was born with a dick in my brain
Yea fucked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it
I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head

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If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

[Verse 2]

You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.

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[Verse 3]
Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene

[Chorus]
[/quote]


[quote]

[b]We Made You[/b]

Guess Who

You Miss me?

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 xenedrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah
[/quote]

2009-5-9 05:35 Y-girl
[quote]
[b]Crack a Bottle[/b]

Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you’ve all been waiting for ..
In this corner : weighing 175 pounds,
with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world :
Slim Shady!

Chorus : Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
Uh-oh Uh-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
And ladies love us, my posse’s kicking up dust.
It’s on till the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk

Ok … let’s go

Eminem
Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Picture us, you’ll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed.
Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t
gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room.
I venture to say we're the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so here’s the signal
Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio’s back on you hoes.

Chorus : Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don’t act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
Uh-oh Uh-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
Seems like there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre

Dr Dre
They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my!
You ain’t got to tell me why you’re sick cuz I know why.
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.
I’m an itch that they cant scratch, they sick of me.
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.
Cuz over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends.
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
I’ll be dammed, just f*cked around and crashed my Benz.
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in.
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know.
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decisions
Garage looks like Precision Collision.
Or Maaco beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though

Chorus : Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don’t act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
Uh-oh Uh-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
Seems like there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us,my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.

And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent

50 Cent
It’s bottle after bottle
The money ain’t a thang when you party with me
Its what we into its simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn’t believe
I’m the napalm the bomb the don i’m King Kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
I’m so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajauan do what you want
***** on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man i’m caking you know i don’t give a f*ck
I spend it like it don’t mean nothing
Blow it like its supposed to be blown
Motherf*cker i’m grown
I stunt i style i flash the sh-t
I gets what the f*ck i want so what I trick
Fat ass burgundy bags classy sh-t Jimmy Cho shoes
I say move a bitch move

Chorus : Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don’t act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
Uh-oh Uh-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
Seems like there’s so many of them
but there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk
[/quote]



[quote]

[b]Old Times's Sake[/b]

Eminem:
Good evening. This is your fucking captain speaking
We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and a half feet
That's 8 million miles in the sky
Please undo your seat belt for take off
You are now free to smoke about the cabin

Dr. Dre:
I'm Dre from back in the day from
N.W.A from black and the grey from
Chokin' a bitch to smacking her face from
Stackin' up bodies to racking their kids up from
Racking up hits to stacking them crates up
I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tapeworm
And we was happening and rap entertainment
Me and shady for us competition faggot there ain't none

Em:
Speak of the devil
It's the attack of the rain man
Chainsaw in hand bloodstain on my apron
Soon as the blades spun vrun they run away from
Who want to play dungeon no one is safe from
In search of a brain surgeon the great one
Wait it ain't funny man, It's urgent I need one
Two boxes of detergent and a paintgun
And a emergency squirtgun to spray everyone

Chorus:
So one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (you're now smoking with the best, the best)

I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (you're now smoking with the best, the best)

Em:
Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon wireless,
A nice environment
Surprised, entirely hypnotized by the sound
I surround the hydrants taking lives of firemen
Say goodbye, here I am again
Naked wives and vicodin
Before I begin to get so high pussy boy I could spin
Vin vin, Fuck the handle, I fly off the hinge
Let the boy off the bench coach and throw it to him
There he goes in his trench coat and them clothes again
Baby make us some french toast and show us some skin
I'll show you every inch girls of my foreskin
Show me nipple I pinch both and throw up a ten
Now you know it's a sin to tease blow us again
The sorcerer of intercourse if it's forced it's him
Don't fight the feeling if you're feeling the force within
When you wake in the morning next to the porcelain

CHORUS

Dre:
Now where there's smoke there's fire
Where there's fire there's flames
Where there's flames there's chronic
Either you high or you ain't
I got no time for no games

Em:
Nah-ah he ain't playing,
He's gonna get the AK and aim it at your brain
I'm slightly insane, Vodka and creatine
Hypnotic and red bull, it's an incredible energy drink
And it's giving me wings
I believe I can fly
While I pee on the girl you won't catch me CSI
It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake
Dre. get on the mic and make them tremble and shake

Dre:
Now put your smoke up in the air
Raise your Henny and coke
And if you really want to get fucked up just let me know
We can smoke if there is no more lighter fluid to do it
Let's get into it, you smoking with the triedest and truest
I got the Midas touch when it comes to rolling shit up
You muthafuckers ain't smoking you just holding shit up
Now here we go, let's get up, get down, hold up a blunt
I smoke the kind of stuff that makes the records go number one

Cause if at first you don't succeed
Won't hurt to smoke some weed
Now them words are just a little more personal for me
Seeing as how I blew up off puffing them trees

Em:
Was luck enough for me
Fuck yeah, light it up sheesh
Come on smoke me up cuz,
Get me contact buzz
Get me on track, they love me when I'm on that stuff
But this is Earth calling Shady man come on back (what)
Man we're losing him, he won't even respond back fuck

Now look at all the pretty women in here (Dre: damn bitches)
Dre it's hot I think we better go check on their temperatures
I get the thermometer you get the bandages
Now baby just bend over this won't hurt a damn bit
CHORUS
[/quote]


[quote]
[size=4]Same Song and Dance
[/size]
Damn girl everywhere I go
Same song and dance
I like the way you move
All over the globe
Same song and dance
Something about it man
In the pale moon light

Verse 1
Im looking at ya' ya girl your kinda tooken back by
the whole rappin thing arent ya?
Probly thinkin you'll get slapped so dang hard ya'
wont even be able to stand up straight aren't ya?
Couple rape charges - people think your a monsta.
The police constantly buggin ya' non-stop.
I walk up on ya, well hello Tanya.
I think ya' got your On Star button inside your car stuck.
You outta gas? Do you got a flat?
I would hate for you to be stranded at the Laundromat.
I got your back, why dont you put your landry baskets in the back
and sit up front and not ask if its a trap.
You just got jacked and body snatched and its a wrap.
In broad day, n' no mask for this attack.
I heard em' say exact opposites attract.
If thats a fact it'll take task force to get you back.

Chorus
Ya baby do that dance
Its the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass,
You aint never gonna break that glass
That windsheild's to strong for you

I said ya baby sing that song
Its the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you ball
Why you cryin to me?
Same song and dance

Verse 2
The first victum i had she was a big one.
Big movie star, A party girl, Big fun.
She was the girl the media always picked on.
In and out to rehab every 4 to 6 months.
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
and Nickelodeon flashed at little kids once.
What an event it was, I was sitting in front.
I was hooked in at the first glimps of them buns.
Seen her back stage now here's where I come in son.
Look here she comes I better pull out the big guns.
Hello lindsay your looking a little thin hun.
How bout a ride to rehab? Get in cunt.
We're starting off on the wrong foot just what I didnt want.
Girl im just kidding let me start over again hun.
See what I ment was we should have a little intervention.
Come with me to Brighton, let me releive your tention
you little wench ya', murder wasn't my intention.
If I wanted to kill ya' it would have already been done.
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extention cord.

Chorus
Ya baby do that dance
Its the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass,
You aint never gonna break that glass
That windsheild's to strong for you

I said ya baby sing that song
Its the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you ball
Why you cryin to me?
Same song and dance

Verse 3
My second victum was even bigger than the first.
Pop star, icon, the whole works.
She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst
upon the scene and seen that the world was hers.
She swirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts.
It erk'd me and made me mad at first.
I lashed out in my songs but what was really goin on
was I had developed a crush. I just didnt know how to tell it to her.
Should I cut of one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons?
Or footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?
We'll settle this once and for all ima' tell her at dusk.
Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must.
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love.
I just picked your perscription for Seroquel up.
Now would you like to share a pill or 2 with me?
I'll share my valume with you cuz I'm feelin you Britney.
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one.
Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent
I'v been feelin you, ooo ooo girl you sexy little gal
you hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value.
Come on toots give me the valume alley-oop.
Ill slam dunk it in your mouth till you puke.
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you.
A new outfit shit Ill make a suit outta you shoot.
Now show me how you move.
Baby do how you do.

Chorus
Ya baby do that dance
Its the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass,
You aint never gonna break that glass
That windsheild's to strong for you

I said ya baby sing that song
Its the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you ball
Why you cryin to me?
Same song and dance

Same kickin and screaming
Same cryin and sobbin
Same song and dance

Same begging and pleeding
Same yelling and bleeding
Same song and dance

Yeah
Same song and dance
I know
Same song and dance

BTW: Figured them out myself so could be some mistakes but I think its fiarly accurate
[/quote]

2009-5-9 15:12 nanaju
这个不错~~~~

2009-5-9 19:47 kof40221
歌没出就有歌词了?

2009-5-10 09:28 rickyoe_rnb
The moment you’ve all been waiting for

2009-5-14 16:39 shadyfull
very good

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